The Procrastinator Compendium Part 2: Penguins and Push-Up Bras

I’m no socially awkward penguin; the truth is I just hate people, not all people but the majority. Side note I have to congratulate myself on losing my current audience so quickly. If you are still here then thank you. Let me continue, so the people that know me in person will know I’m a little bit of a dick most the time, the rest of the time I’m either sleeping or eating, and that’s arguable if I’m a dick during that period. I’m quite callous, but what really boils my blood is the youth of today, youth of today, yes I do sound like a crotchety old man, no I am not.

This boiling of blood was started by me going home, back to me hometown for Christmas, and as any respectable gamer, person or bored individual went to my local game store, which was in ruins. Barely any games on the shelf, parents returning games in anger and frustration on how their child can skin an animal in game but are fine with massacring droves and droves of men, yes it makes complete sense. But it isn’t this I’m most irritated by, not by a long shot, I understand the times have changed children are being brought up with iPod’s rather than lego, which I feel saddened to hear that but I’d probably buy a child of mine an apple device, I find no discomfort in that, but I’d prefer them building skyscrapers with lego. Also to any parents reading, I doubt it but, buying mega blocks instead of Lego is a parental sin and a sign that you do not truly love your child, take note.

So what did really irk me, not game stores going under, or uninterested parents, it is girls, young prepubescent girls. Though I do partake in the revealing V-neck once in a while, my moobs in fact are fully developed unlike the girls of today. I saw groups, or maybe gangs is more apt, gangs of 10-12 years old girls dressed in the skimpiest outfits imaginable, well not imaginable, my mind can wonder about skimpy outfits. But you get my point. It seems as though people, well children are trying to grow up too fast, I mean I’m 20 and there are a few immature tendencies that I still obtain, a few maybe a understatement. The point being is that these girls are dressing quite provocatively, not saying that I’m attracted to them but it just makes me uncomfortable, for example Natalie Portman in Leon, if you haven’t seen it, go run and rent it or download it or whatever you kids do nowadays and watch that movie. Super badass but very uncomfortable at points, see below, skip to about 1.20.

And like Leon in that scene, he and I are extremely uncomfortable, not because she's attractive but because she's being overly sexual, she's a kid and she's acting this way is just weird, and if it isn't weird to you then Leon: The Professional is your dream movie, you sick person.

And before you shout pedo at me, it isn’t that I’ve been starring at underage girls; it’s just the amount you see like that has increased exponentially. As a wise man once said “Bitches be crazy” and truthfully so, bitches are crazy and crazy has become much, much younger.