Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Black and White so you know I'm serious and racially cool
Hi, hey or click next whichever floats your proverbial boat, I doubt the notion of clicking of next will be transferable to the world of 'blogging' but here I go. Welcome to "I write S*H*I*T*E", where hopefully I will try to get off the routine of going onto youtube moving onto twitter to facebook to stalking girls I've liked and never cared to talk to them. I am, like many youth of the current generation, a chronic procrastinator, and I'm trying really hard to change that...by writing a blog, oh the irony.


So a little introduction, I have long hair and what the medical profession call "moobs", contrary to popular belief I am male, I have the correct set of genitalia and the unnerving obsession with Tom Hardy, strictly platonic. If that doesn't make me a man, castrate me now, I'll pencil you in.

I like films, I like games, I like pizza and depression, depression is fun. Yet I won't be telling anyone about that, I'll keep that locked away until I have to unleash the rage that's built up inside expressing it using the medium of dance, which I will blog about, if I can be assed. Side note I enjoy the art of rambling if you haven't already noticed, pay attention.

But seriously I'm gonna blog my little heart out, my cake filled heart. You like movies, games, stick around, porn suggestions, why not, art, I'll get into that later. So from the Channel 4 news team, stay classy San Diego

P.S I reference movies...A LOT!!!




1 comment:

  1. "chronic procrastinator"

    hahahahahahaha why yes you are good sir, yes you are!

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